“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”
i want to do this now.
I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at
Walk into the club with your bestfriend like
you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
why is this so hard for people to understand
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.
MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED
shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep
This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr
when u hear your mum opening the front door and you haven’t done any of the things she’d asked you to do whilst she was out
IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
Look at the actual painting, though. Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?